THE CREATURE
I'm the real deal, not this undead freak
Ought to be an Adam - tell that to any geek!
Felled by the power of love, you dropped like a stone!
Then you woke up, with only children, and all alone.
Remembering machine? I'm dismembering mechs
If this were a card game, I'd be dealing the decks.
SHRIKE
WHO LET THIS POSER ANYWHERE NEAR ME?
ALL YOUR WANTED WAS YOUR CREATOR'S LOVE, BUT HE HATED YE
YOU THREW A HISSY FIT AND YOU MURDERED ALL HIS FRIENDS
YOUR UGLINESS WAS A THING YOU JUST COULDN'T COMPREHEND
LET'S FACE IT, NOBODY WOULD PLAY GOD FOR THIS FREAK
HESTER WOULD RATHER DEFECATE ON YOU THAN ACCEPT YOUR MYSTIQUE
JUST COULDN'T WORK OUT HOW TO COHABIT WITH HUMANS
BUT EVEN I WOULDN'T FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, MAN
THE CREATURE
You're a mere curiosity, Orianna would quite agree
At least this MC's more of a semblance of humanity
I'm Olimpia's consort, and King of the Toylands
And I absolutely have never lost my hands.
My book challenged Regency thinking and science
Wantonly bestowed with life, yes, but by no means inept
I murdered at least three or four people and the secret was kept.
SHRIKE
YOU WANTED YOUR CREATOR TO MAKE YOU A BRIDE
I AT LEAST WOULDN'T WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE RUN AND HIDE
AT ANY RATE, IT WAS AN OFFENCE TO THINK YOU COULD REPLACE ME
YOUR BORIS KARLOFF DEPICTION JUST SCREWED YOU UP UTTERLY!
YOU DEBUTED IN A BOOK THAT PEOPLE DON'T READ ANYMORE
I'M SURE BYRONIC ANGST WOULD COME KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR
LOOK, I CAN CONDONE AT LEAST SOME OF YOUR BEHAVIOUR
BUT EVEN I CAN'T FORGIVE YOUR CAMEO IN HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA
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