AERITH GAINSBOROUGH
It’s the battle of the flower girls and it’s me who’s gonna win
‘Cos I’d always be far better than this boohooing din.
I don’t need no elocution to see through your ruse
You, a Duchess? Ha, I’m definitively amused.
I’m the last of the Cetra, you’re a whiny waste
You only ever got married in haste.
Your author hated you and Freddy being shipped.
ELIZA DOOLITTLE
If Emlyra had done her duty by you as a mother should
You would have known better than to knock on wood.
So move your bloomin arse! I’m the one who’s winning
It’s the Duchess who always wins the third inning!
You always try to be loose and slack
But you didn’t look up when Seffie stabbed you in the back.
AERITH GAINSBOROUGH
If you had bollocks, I'd have ripped them off.
Your lack of agency is certainly worth a laugh
I'll tear off your George Bernard Shawl
Like your deleted scenes, I'll limit your whorl.
Got kicked out by your stepmum, your dad hates you
Lissen Grove evidently execrates you.
Your lack of agency is very bad for your character.
Bullied by Higgins, who was unrepentant after.
You silly girl, stop trying to be all sprightly.
Think you're gonna win? Not bloody likely!
ELIZA DOOLITTLE
You ain't exactly a feminist icon yerself, love
Better get yourself a taxi and get yerself in, guv.
Your romance with Cloud was an helpless case
The ultimate White Magic was a wild goose chase!
Your planet would have been destroyed without luck
Cos as a magic user, you damned bloody well suck!
Too damn good for this sinful earth, I should think
The only thing you're good at is wearing pink.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
WE'LL SEE!
