PINOCCHIO
Scusi, I’ve got a rip-off to diss
This taxi driver is taking the piss
Your creator led her husband to the marital slaughter
And then inflicted her pain upon her own daughters!
What kind of coward lets goblins use him for their own gain?
If you were a farmer, you wouldn't glean any grain.
In the age of woke, your popularity is dying
To think it all started 'cos you were scared of a lion.
NODDY
I'll run you over with my little yellow car
Even your Disney cartoon was utterly subpar.
Your anti-learning stance was completely unacceptable
You can't even lie, and you still were deceptable.
I'm a far more likeable char than you will ever be
I've never seen a possessed toy who acts so bratty
If he had any sense, Gepetto would've given up long ago
Because he really doesn't deserve you, as much you know.
PINOCCHIO
Shut up-a your face, won't make no difference
Okay girls and boyyeeees, pardon my indifference.
You insult-a my father, but your horn is a fart.
Of course you're not a toy, call you Slong-art
Once I've mopped the floor, Plod'll drag you to prison
I won't be a good boy, and I think I'll cause the schism.
You abandoned your creator, and got it on with Big-Ears (Oi!)
Look in the mirror - it'll help you notice your Tubby Rear.
NODDY
OI, IT'S NOD THE NOD, I POP ME BUGGERS
ON THIS BLOODY KOFFEE-POT, TALK TO UM
I MAKE YOU TELL 13 LIES, BREAK YOUR NECK
I'LL LEAVE YOU STUCK LOOKING NICE ON A DESK!
I'LL FUCK YOUR MUM, AND THEN BEAT UP YOUR DAD
SHTUPID PUPPET, FUCK YOU, THE DOGFISH'LL BE GLAD
ABANDONED YOUR SIS, THEN GOT LOCKED UP
KILLED A SNAKE, THEN TRIED TO GET MADE INTO A DRUM
I SHALL CRUCIFY YOU ON A TREE, YOU DAMN STUPID SOD
MR PLOD
HALT IN THE NAME OF PLOD!
NODDY
Uh oh.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
WE'LL SEE!
